Sunday, February 12, 2006

Baby on Board

I’m sure that when I become a parent I’ll do all sorts of things I would never have dreamed of; things I’d normally be extremely embarrassed about. For example, lifting a small child up in public (ideally a public place such as a crowded restaurant), sniffing his/her bottom then passing him/her to my partner and saying, "what do you think, time for a change?"

However, the whole ‘baby on board’ sign in car windows I really don’t get. What are you trying to say? You’re more fertile than me? I should drive differently because a baby is more important than an older child or an adult?

Only the ‘small person on board’ sign is weirder. It has no place in society - unless you’re giving Ronnie Corbett a lift.

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