I love the classified ads in Private Eye - from this week.
"Lovesick girl needs £5,000 to pay off debts so that she can marry childhood sweetheart. Thank you. S/C:832003. A/C:00254715"
May be just me, but I think that's the sort of ad that could inspire an afternoon story or one off play on Radio 4.
"Sex-on-legs needs £127,050 for new F340. S/C:40-47-58. A/C:34031458. Honesty pays?"
Sums up the honesty in Private Eye small ads.
"Very unusual male seeks female for bit of adventurous and unusual trainspotting."
Finally they run my lonely hearts ad...
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