Friend and/or relative, "So, what do you want for Christmas?"
Me, "Nothing."
"Come on, what do you want?"
"Nothing, I don't think I want anything in particular."
"Seriously, I've got to get you something. What do you want?!"
"OK - Sandra Bullock, Kate Winslet, or Elliot, the kooky doctor from Scrubs."
"Gift voucher OK?"
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