Kielder

The weather is good so strap the bike to the roof bars and head off to Kielder for a decent cycle ride. For a trip near a lake the route is surprisingly hilly, which is not helped by cycling into a decent for the first several miles. A restorative hot chocolate stop is needed and seems to do the trick.

Part of the trip is along the route of the old railway line linking the north east to Scotland through the midde of the borders. It was still operational into the 1950s and when taking the train it must have been lovely to stare out at the beautiful scenery through which it went.

Head back to the car and discover hoisting the bike on to the roof bars is a lot easier at the start of a cycle ride than at the end! Another restorative drink - plus cheesecake - help the energy levels and I head to back across stunning scenery to Alnwick. I pass a Post Bus and the countryside reminds me of Postman Pat - when I read one of the tourist leaflets later that evening I discover that the area did indeed inspire the setting for the legendary postie.

You're not from round 'ere...

Take it easy and do what I always do when I arrive in a new part of the country – I head to the tourist information centre and buy maps! The weather is good – though I stand out from the locals. Whilst I'm in T-shirt and fleece/hoodie top feeling a slight chill in the air, the locals are in in T-shirt, shorts and spaghetti strapped vest tops. It's not that warm surely?

Forecast for the week looks good - perhaps the mountain bike attached to my roof bars will not be there for show but might see the pedals turned in anger.

Fog on the Tyne...

Head across the Pennines to Northumbria but stop off on route in Newcastle to catch up with a friend. I've been to Newcastle before but pass the 'usual' locations on the way as though I'm doing some sort of travelogue – the Angel of the North (yet more Gormley!), the Tyne Bridge and St James Park (which completely dominates the sky line). I'm in full 'tourist mode' and we head down to the quayside where we spend a excellent few hours pottering ending up at a tapas restaurant. Again, really good to catch up with people and a thoroughly enjoyable few hours.

Finally, I head further north and end up in Alnwick, my intended destination. Always a little interesting when you first turn up at a holiday location you've never been to before – what will it be like? Will be OK? First impressions of Alnwick are very favourable – it feels right.

Across the Mersey

Head up to Southport to catch up with some relatives – again a good day and time well spent. End my time with them at Blundell Sands looking at the Gormley installations on the beach. It's fascinating and is clearly now a key site in Liverpool in the same way the London Eye is for London – there is a film crews there doing some spot to camera. A crowd gathers and bizarrely we see it is living legend Ken Dodd doing the piece to camera. A local shares a punchline of an old joke,

“Ken Dodd died today.”
“Did he?”
“No, Doddy.”

Ah, that “famous Scouse sense of humour (TM)”....

A really pleasant evening is spent around at a flat in central Liverpool – I am strictly in 'hanger on' territory but the group are fun and welcoming. The cityscape view from the balcony is stunning – the lights of a ship heading up the Mersey to one side and the Roman Catholic Metropolitan Cathedral on the other. The evening evolves in to what can only be described as cheesy YouTube video karaoke – a lot more fun than it sounds and a thoroughly enjoyable evening.

Plus the French lose the opening Rugby World Cup match - fantastic!

Liverpool

I head north to spend a couple of days in Liverpool catching up with people prior to heading further north to Northumbria. It's a strange day to be in Liverpool as it's the day of Rhy's funeral. The strange feeling is compounded by that I'll be staying in Norris Green – indeed the school opposite is Rhy's primary school and is shut for the day.

It's good to catch up – the weather is great and a good time is spent in cafes, coffee shops, bars and restaurants.

Arthurian Magic

Head over the border to Cornwall. Strange to think that in a week I'll be at the complete opposite end of England.


Never been to Tintagel before and find it's a bit like Glastonbury - full of Arthurian legend filled giftshops and crystals - but with slightly fewer nutters and more surf shops. It's a lovely little place on the stunning Cornish coastline - a nice blend of places, a little off the beaten track and I like it.


Wander around the ruins of the castle and head off to the parish church. I always seek out the war memorial in these places. I remain constantly amazed at how a small and remote place such as this still sustained a large amount of losses during the First World War - over 30 names are listed on the memorial for this small parish.

Stop off at Bude on the way back before retreating over the border, leaving the Cornish flags behind.

Exeter

Take the Tarka Line to Exeter. The train service is approximately every 2 hours and the train is packed - it's mid morning on a Thursday and people are standing. I find it symbolic of the UK public transport system - its obviously popular but has outdated rolling stock and is overcrowded. Is it really beyond the wit of man to make the service hourly or have a 4 carriage service rather than 2 overcrowded ones?

Anyway, rant over. Exeter is not quite what I'm expected. For one it's quite hilly. Secondly the centre contains many ghastly post war buildings amongst which there are several oasis of beautiful old architectural gems. It looks as though the city has evolved in patches with little overall direction. Much redevelopment is going on - but are we merely repeating the mistakes of the 50s and 60s with glass replacing concrete as the material of choice?

Potter around the centre and wander down to the quayside - highlight is the cathedral with its wonderfully vaulted ceiling. A welcoming place and the refectory does a fine caramel shortcake.

Go west

Have headed down to north Devon to recuperate and catch up with some people.

Always great to be here and as the sun sets there is a moment to pause and reflect.

An 'ordinary' sunset - after all it's a daily event (!) - but still beautiful nonetheless.

Same time next year?

So, it's over for another year...

The alarm goes off and I head back to do the final things I need to on site. Everyone is pleased how it has gone - everyone is tired.

I've got a few things to finish up and by the time I get them done I head off site at about 2.30pm. It's been a long and tiring few days - but there is always a sense of achievement once it's done. Find myself already thinking of the 2008 festival.

Finally there is the symbolic cutting off of the wristband. I always have mixed emotions at this - pleased that another festival has gone well and I can retreat to a bed to get some sleep, but always a ting of sadness that it's over.

Heaven in Ordinary - Day 4

The final day of the festival - the home stretch.

The good vibe - and weather! - continues. I toddle along to a couple things wearing my 'official hat'. As always there are things to be improved and worked on for next year, but overall the feedback on the festival is very positive.

Chas & Dave have gone down well on the mainstage - seems to be a mass singalong.

As the evening descends, and thousands of festival goers go off and enjoy the delights of Duke Special and Delirious?, I head back to a long night of work.

Tired but happy - it is all just so worthwhile.

Heaven in Ordinary - Day 3

Batteries in my camera have died - hence no photos.

Sunday always a busy day - but with the sun still shining, and the festival in full flow, a good day.

I'm busy and tired but catch a bit of a break and listen to One Nation on the mainstage whilst munching on a fantastic pie.

Sat here in the sun, life is good.

Heaven in Ordinary - Day 2

Manage to get to a couple of things.

"When the sun's shining down on me, when the world's all as it should be.."

And enjoy the delights of Kanda Bongo Man in the evening.

Heaven in Ordinary - Day 1

We have built it - people have come...

The site fills up - things are happening...

...and the festival vibe begins.

Greenbelt 07 - arrival

Leave London to head to Cheltenham - site of the wonderful Greenbelt festival to help set up.

London - rain and wind it's like November.

Get to the other side of Swindon and the weather breaks - things definitely looking up.

Gradually the site is built - the countdown begins.

Website of the week - #51

Time for a gratuitous plug.

If you build it, they will come.

Up 'n' under

Still not sure about summer time rugby league. Today's match - between Harlequins and Wigan - ended in a draw with both teams as inept as other, both playing flat and giving up the ball up too often. Their performances were matched by an incredibly poor refereeing display - the only saving grace was he was equally poor to both teams.

Mind you, with the current weather I'm not sure this match counted as 'summer' rugby league - the floodlights were even on for the second half such was the gloom.

At the third stroke, the time will be...

Currently some work going on at Big Ben - means there is a disagreement on the current time.

Website of the week - #50

The average age for a male to get married in the UK is 36.2- finally I'm above average!

However, some people who have married must have needed to give the wording to their wedding invitations some thought.

Go into the light

To the Antony Gormley Blind Light exhibition at the Hayward.

Going in to the cloud filled box is a strange experience - you really can't see much in front of you and stumble around hoping to find the way out. The Event Horizon installation - lots of life size casts of the artist on top of various buildings across central London - is also intruging, and quite beautiful on such a pleasant evening weather.

However, I've got mixed feelings. The effect of Blind Light is similar to hill walking in low cloud/visibility or being in a really smoked filled room. It's clever, but does it make it 'art'? Similarly, I can't help but think that if an art student submitted it or Event Horizon for their final degree show...

Nonetheless, worth a look.

We have lift-off

Earlier today the time and date read....

11:10 09/08/07

...carry on down and soon we get to 'Thunderbirds are go!" territory.

Website of the week - #49

Forget "hot or not?" Now you can Rate my Turban.

Down by the river

Spent a pleasant few hours enjoying the sun in Stratford upon Avon. Amongst the shops, restaurants and tourists it's hard to imagine that just a couple of weeks ago much of it was under water.

The evening is spent with friends watching more films than is strictly necessary. During The Shawshank Redemption someone comments, "this is a geat film - an accountant is the hero."

No comment.

The Simpsons Movie

Homer falls in love with a pig and dumps its 'leavings' in the local lake causing an environmental disaster leading to Springfield being sealed in a glass dome.

Is the movie worth the wait? Yes... and no.

It's funny, with plenty of the usual Simpsons sharpness, the naked Bart skateboarding scene is cleverly done, and there are knowing references to other episodes, e.g. jumping the Springfield gorge. But...

...OK to be picky - there is not enough of some characters - Apu and Patty & Selma immediately spring to mind - I'd have loved another celebrity cameo other than Tom Hanks, and the love interest storyline for Lisa is just annoying. Why introduce a new character yet neglect other long established ones?

But I'm being picky, very picky. There are plenty of great moments and wicked lines, there is enough of Flan-diddly-anders, and it's the funniest comedy of the year. Enjoy.

Website of the week - #48

Find out your fairy name.

Timing

Decide to take the empty bottles I've accumulated over the past few weeks to the recycling centre. Bump in to a neighbour on the stairs whose heard the impressive clinking of bottles.

"Someone's had a good night'" he quips.

What do I say... Really can't be bothered to explain this has taken me a couple of months to hoard.

"I know. It's not good - I need to phone my sponsor."

By the seaside

Decide to make to the most of the weather. Get the roof bars out of the garage, strap the bike to the car and head to the south car for a day of cycling and pottering along the coast near Brighton.

I quite like Brighton - the coast, the seaside, the raffish charm of the place. Like much of Britain it looks great in some sunshine. But Brighton also has an edge - perhaps best epitomised by the truncated wreck of the old West Pier.

Perhaps that's why I like it.

Shut Up and Sing

Back at the start of their 2003 tour the Dixie Chicks lead singer, Natalie Maines, made a comment that they "were ashamed the President comes from Texas", their home state. Little did they know what would ensue.

Despite being one of the biggest bands in country music history, the Dixie Chicks have never had the huge affection of country music fans. Their comments at a west London gig unleased redneck craziness and a country radio boycott. This film follows those events, cutting between the reaction in 2003 and the recording their next album in 2005.

It's a fascinating film highlighting issues around freedom of speech and provides an insight into the challenges of combining life on the road, recording an album, and making time for your family. Two people in particular come across well - Natalie Maines, the lead singer, comes across as passionate and with a nice sense of humour, and their manager, Simon Renshaw, is excellent, especially in the face of death threats and Senate hearing.

If you're a fan (and I admit I have been for the best part of the last decade) the film fleshes out what you long suspected - the Chicks are outspoken, quirky and great musicians. If you're not a fan you may not enjoy it as much, but it's worth a watch.

Ultimately the Chicks were vindicated both politically and, importantly, musically. Their next album - the Rick Rubin produced Taking the Long Way - is a sublime album and the Dixie Chicks best by far. It won 4 Grammy awards, including Album of the Year and Record of the Year. It has yet to receive a single Country Music Association Award nomination.

Website of the week - #47

And you thought the dress you saw at that wedding last week was hideous - check some of these.

Singing the in the rain??

Not sure how it's been for you but spent a couple of hours today helping to mop out the head of department's office and move him to another office due to flooding.

I'm sure others have had it far, far worse...

... but we're on the 6th floor...

Wizard and Chips

Whilst I'm not a huge Potter fan - I will not be queuing up outside a bookstore at 12:01am on Saturday morning dressed as a wizard - I have read the books. I'm intriged by the new book. Is it really final one or will 'Harry Potter - The University Years' follow soon? Will there be a happy ending or will the darkness of the recent books continue?

You have to hand it to JK Rowling - it's a brave decision to end the series. If it were you how would you do it? Happy ever after with Harry heading off in to the sunset with Ginny? Or sad ending killing the whole thing off in a final battle where everyone dies and Voldemort wins?

Rowling has said that 2 characters will die - my money's on Mr & Mrs Weasley - but what else...

...is Snape really good or evil...

...will Ron and Hermione finally get it together... or is Harry and Luna the real love story...

...am I showing way too much interest and knowledge...

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Finally a decent sequel this summer!

The 766 page book has been squeezed in to a 2 hour 15 min movie so it cracks along at a decent place, and if you've not read the book you may struggle with the plot, but the film is none the worse for that.

Good news is Radcliffe can act, Grint has stopped his mugging and gurning to the camera, and Helena Bonham Carter is suitably loopy in a supporting role. Imelda Stauton is superb playing Delores Umbridge - the stooge sent in to run Hogwarts and replace Dumbledore - as a sort of Stepford wife.

Bad news is the role of Hermione seems to be descending in to some sub Jane Austen type secondary character - all whining and simpering. It's a real pity as, in the books, Hermione is a great young female character who is intelligent, has depth and strength, and possesses an underlying steely determination - much of which seems to have been written out in this particular film. It must be a wonderful role for a young actress to play - completely different to the Vikki Pollard/Catherine Tate characters that seem to pervade the media - that I really hope it returns to what it should be in the next film.

If Potter has passed you by this film won't change your mind. If you're a Potter fan then you can't wait until 12:01am this Saturday.

Website of the week - #46

Poptastic mate!

Say "Cheese"

To the current exhibition at Tate Britain - How we are: Photographing Britain.

It's an excellent photography exhibition covering Britain since 1840. Wonderful images from men wearing antlers in an amateur dramatic ensemble in Victorian times, to post war Picture Post photos, right up to the modern day, the wholly exhibition is fascinating and enthralling.

One of the best things the Tate has shown in recent years - I'll be returning and I heartily recommend it.

Die Hard 4.0

Various geeks have sold code to baddies who use IT systems to cause chaos to nick a load of data and money. The baddies seek to cover their tracks by killing the geeks. Bruce is sent to pick up one of the geeks and as he is there, the baddies arrive to kill said geek. Once again Bruce is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It's a popcorn movie - but it can't decide which type of popcorn movie - mismatched 'buddie' film, chase film, thriller, crime, or an all out action film. It's a pity as the set up and initial plot is fine. Willis and Justin Long - who was excellent in the much underrated and mis-scheduled TV series Ed - make a good light comedy pairing. But after about an hour it descends into ever more absurd chase sequences which then just ruin what could have a been a decent action flick - just wait until the fighter plane appears... I mean, really...

Even a 'Simon Pegg in Mission Impossible 3' style cameo from Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob) seems a little forced. There is a decent action film in here somewhere - but like many of the sequels this year, you can't help thinking the world would have been better off if they'd just not bothered.

Website of the week - #45

All together now - "spider pig, spider pig."

The trailers look good, anticipation is high, so hopefully this will deliver.

The Grand Depart - part deux

The sun is shining and London has rarely looked better. The crowds are massive and the Prologue of the Tour de France is about to begin...

I arrived at Hyde Park just after midday. The publicity caravan is not due to go round the course for a couple of hours and the final rider won't be here until after 6pm, yet already people are camped out for the best views by the barriers. If nothing else you have admire their bladder control.

I look at the map, get my bearings and go for a wander to spy out where there might be decent viewing spaces and where the big screens are. Despite there being thousands here already, within 1omins I bump into someone I know - small world.

When the Tour de France was last in the UK in 1994 I went and saw both days - Chris Boardman lost the maillot jaune just before coming to England and, bizarrely, Sean Yates winning it on the day it returned to France - so I sort of know what to expect. However, this is the Prologue - a short curtain-raising time-trial where 189 riders will set off at one minute intervals - and it's in central London so things are slightly different.

I continue my wander, buy my t-shirt and then decide on my tatics. As it comes to the 3pm start time I'm watching the big screen near Wellington Arch with thousands of others. The screen shows the clock at the Houses of Parliament, Big Ben chimes and the first rider is off - to a huge cheer. The big screen follows his progress around the course and as he aproaches a huge cheer goes up.

And so I spend the rest of the day watching the race - either on the big screens or up close. Each rider is cheered on their way, Bradley Wiggins and David Millar getting huge encouragement, and a throughly enjoyable day is had. I even manage to get some photos with the cyclists in them - rather than the usual one of a blank section of road and people looking to where the cyclist now was.

Unfortunately the fairy tale ending of local boy Wiggins winning doesn't happen - he is creditable fourth. As the last few finish it is a tight race and the crowd at the big screen are shouting and cheering as the winner, Swiss rider Cancellara, is the only rider to complete the course in under 9 minutes. These boys can motor.

A fantastic day - hope it returns soon.

Le Grand Depart

Ever since the opening ceremony for the Commonwealth Games in Manchester contained a parade featuring The Wombles - quite what some parts of the Commonwealth made of that - I'm always intrigued with what the UK offers up for opening ceremonies.

In many respects Le Grand Depart of the Tour de France didn't disappoint. It seemed somewhat ironic that the most French of occasions should be kicked off in Trafalgar Square - where 2 great victories over France have been celebrated, Nelson and the 2012 Olympics. I arrived at 6pm and already the place is packed. After a DJ plays various tunes - including Tour de France by Kraftwerk (natch) - there is a bloke from Leicester giving us a 20 minute talk on the history of the bicycle, complete with old penny-farthings etc. Amazingly the crowd are actually listening in respectful silence rather than organising a lynching.

This is then followed by 'quirky and amusing bicycles' - tall ones, small ones etc - including a *hiliarious* wobbly bike built by a bloke called John. John has clearly spent far too much time alone in his shed and this behaviour should not be encouraged - again the crowd listen in silence and even offer polite applause. I fear this may further encourage John's worrying hobby. Finally, after some bilingual drama with children and the obligatory dance number, our hosts for the evening appear. One is cycle legend Hugh Porter, the other is someone called Kate - I've no idea who she is but assume she's some sort of local TV presenter.

Hugh is in full Alan Partridge mode as he introduces the teams. Each of the Brits get a big cheer - though there are actually more Aussies and Kiwis on the Tour - and the knowledgable crowd also cheers others like Erik Zabel, Robbie McEwen etc.

Tour de France commentary legends Phil Ligget (who seems to be a mutant cross between Elton Welsby and Jim Rosenthal) and Paul Sherwen (who never ages) look on. The evening continues with Lemar doing a set. His opening song?? Queen's I want to ride my bicycle.

Am I the only one really worried what on earth the 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony is going to be like??

For your personal safety??

Things are a little tighter with the current security situation.

I pop out at lunch time - my chicken baguette is felt to perhaps offer a security risk - it has to go through the x-ray machine.

Tell No One

Currently there is little decent screening at your local cinema - unless you like the third slices of various franchises such as Ocean's, Shrek, Spidey or the Depp. However, if you want something different you could do a lot worse than seek out the French film Tell No One.

A husband's wife is murdered, but eight years later he receives messages from the grave (as it were) and so unravels a tight thriller and mystery. Well shot, and with a couple of things to say about corruption in French life and Parisian estates, it's a sort of a French cross between one of the Jason Bourne films and The Fugitive.

Enjoyable as a thriller, well acted - including Kristen Scott Thomas in a French speaking role which seems strange (she's often a upper class Englishwoman) but shouldn't as she has lived in France for several years - there is even the odd moment of comedy to lighten the mood. Overall a thriller, deep down I also found it heartbreakingly romantic.

Definitely worth a look in its own right - even more worth a look now given what else the cinema listings contain.

All change?

A new PM.

A new Cabinet.

Am I the only one with a slight unease that the change of PM has not involved a single election?

Democracy anyone??

Living on a prayer (again)

It's not Glastonbury, but it's raining and I'm with thousands of others watching a famous group performing under canvas.

"Hello London. Welcome to the O2, your brand new home. And by the sound of the crowd in here tonight... who the hell needs Wembley anyway??" Jon, you've got to let it go...

Some how I've once again ended up at a Bon Jovi concert - and this time it really is the opening gig in a new venue - and it's all a bit surreal. The venue is the O2 - the Dome as was. Easy to get to, but a real pain to get back from on a Sunday night as the tube finishes earlier. This has meant a bit of rethink and we drive most of the way, park up and then cycle the rest - surreal moment one, we're going to a big gig by bike...

Cycling on the Thames path we come by the pier for the Dome - there are loads of fans awaiting Bon Jovi's arrival by boat. This is surreal moment two - we are passing by at just the right moment. We dismount, wait 5 minutes with various screaming people and slightly bemused tourists, and Bon Jovi walk past - all jeans and hair.

We queue for ages to pick up our tickets - despite ordering months in advance they haven't arrived in time for the concert and we're not the only ones. What is it with new venues and ticketing? I used to live 2 tube stops from Dome but have never been there - I now feel justified not coming before - there is nothing there as you wait for the concert - the few bars and restaurants are ridiculously over crowded.

Eventually we head in to the arena. After the 'special guests' the arena darkens and on the big screen is Jon Bon Jovi pictured backstage making his way to the arena. The crowd - or at least the females in it - scream. JBJ swaggers - there is no other word for it and I guess if you're as good looking and rich as him why not? He continues to make his way backstage as the steadicam follows him - for a moment I think of a scene from Spinal Tap - and then he appears. The band strike up and go for it.

Bon Jovi will never be hip and I'm not particularly a fan - though I know a few of their songs and some of their newer stuff has a definite nu-country ting and are more my thing. But give them huge credit, they know how to deliver a gig and they give their fans exactly what they want - it's basically a 2 hour singalong. It's good fun.

The O2? The location and wider bar/restaurant facilities are poor - but the actual arena venue is excellent. Well built, it has surprisingly good acoustics for a concert and though there are 20,000 in there, you have a comfortable seat, a good view and are close enough to the band to enjoy it. A welcome addition to London venues - even if it was surreal cycling away from a rock gig.

Website of the week - #44

A noble quest or someone with too much time on their hands?

But is it art?

Driving back from Devon I take the road from Shaftsbury to Salisbury. Just outside Salisbury, cut in the downs, are half a dozen badges of various regiments.

Whilst you can admire their beauty and scale, I tend to wonder why??

Fresh air

Today it's country as opposed to coast.

Website of the week - #43

It's how you say it that's important.

Gold Coast

Manage to dodge the showers that others in the country have had and spend most of the day enjoying the coast.

Slowly beginning to unwind.

Escape

Escaping to North Devon for a couple of days.

In the aisle in Sainsbury's I turn to the person I'm with.

"Am I an alluring moose or a mellow moose?"

"Definitely a mellow moose," comes the response and I make the appropriate purchase.

Not often I think of the words of hymns, but later in the evening the words "how sweet to hold a newborn baby, and feel the pride and joy she gives" come to life.

Website of the week - #42

A proper mirror site.

Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's 11 was a pretty decent heist movie, Ocean's 12 was better glossed over and ignored, what about Ocean's 13? Well, having resisted the other 'triquels' so far, and working on the basis that it had to better than the second film, I went to have a look.

The story is basic - Ross and Rachel's dad has been doubled crossed by Scarface and has a heart attack. His friends - Dr Ross, Mr Angelina Jolie and Jason Bourne - seek revenge and vow to hit Michael Corleone where it hurts, they will seek to financially ruin the new hotel and casino he is opening.

The good news? Well, it's better than the second one, it's beautiful shot in that style that Steven Soderbergh has made very much his own, and both the leads are good with the light comedy. It's ...... OK.

And that's it. It's about 20 minutes too long, the plot is very slight and, frankly, given the talent on the screen I expect more - a decent storyline for starters. And don't get me started on Don Cheadle's accent - great alumni that he is from the 'Dick Van Dyke School of Authentic Cockney' - mercifully he doesn't have as much screen time as in the first film.

Strangely, Eddie Izzard also has a role - yes I know he was in the earlier ones but I still expect him suddenly to start making mention of jam or cats. However, his character makes a reference to Danny and Rusty being 'the Morecombe & Wise of'. How bizarre... anyone under 30 in the UK would struggle to get that reference, and as Morecombe & Wise famously never broke America I wonder what the viewers in Smallsville, USA make of it??

For me the best bit was overhearing two women in conversation on leaving the cinema. One said, "George Clooney is lovely, but Brad Pitt is looking a bit worn."

Blimey, if that's looking worn...

Ever more obscure

My minor celeb spotting reaches ever higher levels of obscurity.

Brian Woolnough at a tube station.

Yes... I know hardly anyone will know who he is...

No... it wasn't that exciting...

Apparently...

...you're supposed to eat your 5 portions of fruit and veg instead of snacks and KitKats...

...not in addition to...

...*that's* where I've been going wrong...

Bouncy?

Passed Jonathan Edwards in the street on the way home...

The 'Magic' Rectangle

OK, I'm not exactly thrilled with the return of BB.

To me it's all the stranger that the few decent TV programmes there are at the moment - and there are very few - seem to have been banished away to digitial channels, such as Friday Night Lights on ITV4, and What About Brian on E4.

Bizarrely the 'best' night on terrestial TV seems to be Sunday evening. The return of Coast - complete with the lovely Dr Alice Roberts - and a new series called Vanished on C5 seem to offer brief respite and an oasis in a TV desert.

When referees start looking younger

There are few tell-tale signs that you're getting older. I had a few on Saturday....

1. I found myself browsing the shirts in Austin Reed...

2. Was at the local rugby league match and kept thinking.... "summer rugby league, it's just not right..."

3. The opponents were Wigan Warriors. Warriors? No! Just Wigan is fine...

4. A couple of the officials looked about 12 - I wouldn't have served them if I ran a pub...

5. I found myself buying a pair of 3/4 length trousers... I'm sorry, I should know better.

Squeeze me

In a recent email a friend commented that I might get to meet their new 'main squeeze'.

The phrase intrigued me - when did you last hear it used?

And 'main'? Does that mean they have a few 'minor squeezes'??

Zodiac

The weather is rubbish so chance to head to the cinema and catch up with a decent movie. Despite containing the attractions of Ms Dunst and Ms Knightley neither Spiderman 3 nor Pirates 3 appeal - both have had bad reviews and appear to be mindnumbing stuff. Indeed both also appear to be bottom numbing given their running times.

Mind you, the 158mins running time of Zodiac didn't put me off. It's had good reviews and is an interesting account of three different people - a cop, a journalist and a political cartoonist - searching for a serial killer and is based on a true story.

The film is set in San Fransisco in the late 60s and 70s and seems to capture the time well. The three leads are interesting and there is some good character acting from Mark Ruffalo and Jake Gyllenhall. The journalist is played by Robert Downey Jr who these days seems to play a version of Robert Downey Jr regardless of the role - but I find him good to watch no matter how much of a self parody he seems to have become.

Be warned, although it's a 15 certificate a couple of the scenes of the killings are pretty tough going - the sort that makes the whole audience wince. They're not gratuitous, but are realistic. Fortunately these scenes are early on and not frequent and the film settles down.

If you're expecting car chases and a court room finale you'll be disappointed - the ending can only hypothesise who done it as the killer was never brought to trial. However, if you like a good character driven piece, with some nice humor in places, then you'll like Zodiac.

Unlike Pirates and Spider 3 this is definitely worth a look.

And how do you know the bride or groom?

Went to a wedding yesterday- well strictly speaking not the actual wedding but the church blessing and reception but it was virtually the same thing.

It was an East meets West occasion. The bride is Indian and a lot of her family had flown in from Mumbai to attend - the groom's from Berkshire. One side of the church was all saris, the other was all middle class home counties suits and hats. It also lead to the reception being a wonderful mix of cultures - we were in a ballroom of a central London hotel, complete with chandeliers, tucking into curry, saag aloo and roti. The music was an entertaining mix of dance floor classics (Groove is in the Heart etc.) and Bollywood style numbers.

Importantly overall the day reflected the styles of the bride and groom - laid back and fun - and there are definitely worse ways to spend a Saturday.

Please engage brain...

... before opening mouth.

Wise words and last night once again demonstrated that I really ought to put them into practice more often.

How was it for you?

Was the last session of my evening class last night and it was a little strange - some of the drama students performed a few of the scenes each of us had written. When I say 'performed' we're not talking about a full Busby Berkeley number - rather a 'workshop' run through of a scene.

It was slightly disconcerting - there were people saying some words I'd written. Would it work? Would they approach it as I thought I'd written it? How would they see things? The really interesting thing about it, and not just my two 'vignettes' but the scenes others had written, was what you thought was good probably wasn't, and some good acting could really make something that didn't initially read well appear pretty good.

Will I return to my 'work in progress'? Who knows...

Website of the week - #41

A few weeks ago I linked to this rather good video.

Of course, there are now the homages and pastiches from people who perhaps have a little too much time on their hands...

This is a pretty good re-enactment by some high school kids and like the pizza delivery in this video.

Of course, there is also the obligatory Lego version.

Downs

Ever had your trousers nibbled by a lamb? More on that later...

Spent the day in beautiful East Sussex catching up with a friend who'd recently moved to Lewes. Always good to catch up with them, especially as without their help and guidance several years ago I wouldn't be where I am now career-wise.

After a fantastic lunch at Bill's Produce Store in Lewes we walked over to Glynde. Great views and lovely weather - as my sun burnt forehead testifies.

After pottering around Glynde for a bit - including a typically English scene of village cricket and a pint at the local pub - we wandered back.

On the way back one of the lambs, for some reason, came gambolling up to me - perhaps I have a certain sleep smell... Anyway it was all very cute and the lamb enjoyed a nibble on trousers.

Not sure its mother was particularly amused as after a while a very angry ewe appeared and charged at me and my friend; we beat a hasty retreat. A pleasant walk, beautiful countryside and catching up with a friend - overall a pretty good day!

Fan Power?

Surely I'm not the only one who raises a wry smile at the irony of Chelsea fans moaning about ticket prices and organising a boycott of overpriced food at Wembley??

Website of the week - #40

For those who want to take offsetting to new levels try this.

Read the small print and beneath it all there is an interesting point.

Wembley Way

Next Saturday the first cup final at the new Wembley?

Nope - today was the first one and I had a ticket to see Kidderminster Harriers take on Stevenage Borough in the FA Trophy, the prime cup competition for non-league clubs.

I like non-league football and have seen both of these clubs at their own grounds - for a couple of years one local Boxing Day derby used to be Hitchin Town v Stevenage, and I've been to Kiddie and also seen them knock Birmingham out of the FA Cup in a third round giant killing a few years back - so I knew what to expect. Mind you it was still weird to leave the tube station and be bombarded with Black Country accents.

Outside the ground it was good to see the crowds looking at the new Booby Moore statue, and the walk up Olympic Way towards the stadium and arch was impressive.

The match was pretty good too - Kiddie taking a 2 goal first half lead for Stevenage to fight back and, just as extra time was looming and with Kiddie missing an equaliser in the final seconds of injury time, snatch victory 3-2. Both teams played decent quality football and this level always gives the fan a chance to see some young up and coming talent alongside the twilight years of a couple of quality older pros - Jeff Kenna was playing for Kiddie with Steve Guppy in the Stevenage line up.

Overall a good game and the 53,000 plus fans made the most of it - complete with the obligatory Mexican waves.

What of the expensive stadium? Well, it's OK. I was in the second row from the back and couldn't complain about the view and the toilet facilities are fine - both of which were major issues at the older Wembley. The noise generated by the fans was great and the place will really rock with a full house. Also the stewarding and policing were excellent and I got away from the ground and onto the tube quickly and easily. But.?.?

Well - the catering facilties are poor - they are pricey, seemed surprised that people wanted to eat and took way too long to serve people - ditto the bars. There also isn't that much circulation room in the concourses and I couldn't find a litter bin all day. Seats and leg room are OK but the boast that every seat 'has more leg room than those of the old Royal Box' is a bit hollow - let's just say the Royals must have had as little room as the fans at the old ground. The biggest problem is the PA system is appalling and would shame a very minor non-league ground - I didn't hear a clear annoucement all afternoon.

Are these minor gripes? Perhaps. But this is a new ground which has cost milions and been very delayed. Hopefully many are 'teething' troubles but who knows - if you're going to the FA Cup Final then I'd recommend eating beforehand or prepare for a long wait. However, the biggest problem for the ground is its location. Wembley is a stadium next to an industrial park and some retail outlets - there is nothing else to do around there. Compare the situation to Cardiff - the Millenium Stadium is superb, atmospheric, well run and smack in the centre of Cardiff. When I went to a FA Cup semi final there a couple of years ago I had a wander round the city and got some food before the match - within 40mins of the final whistle I was sat with friends in a bar overlooking Cardiff Bay. For Wembley the temptations of IKEA and the Brent Cross Shopping Centre are a poor substitute.

Don't get me wrong - it was a great day, a great match and it's a great stadium.

I just prefer Cardiff.

Circus returns to village

I notice that once again the circus has taken up residence on the village green.

With village life you're often aware when a big story is about to break.... all the gazebos, lights and cameras suddenly appear.

Whatever your thoughts about the current PM - it was news management right to the end. Coincidence?

Who lives in a house like this..

Early this evening I was on my way to a meeting and bumped into Loyd Grossman going the other way.

Once again life seems strange...

Website of the week - #39

The theology of Lego.

Also available in book form.

A London Treasure

I don't go to the Victoria & Albert Museum very often - but every time I do I love it and promise to go back. It is a completely mad place.

The general collection can best be described as eclectic - from huge rooms which contain the sort of thing a slightly eccentric uncle collected over the years, to fine pieces of intricate metalwork.

Sculpture mixes with P Diddy designed clothing, and in the 1980s section you can get reacquainted with things you used to have in the house as a kid but are now in the great rubbish dump in the sky.Even the stairways have beautiful ceramic work holding up the banisters.

Off course, being a slightly strange pace it is wonderful for people watching. Londoners enjoying a local treasure, locals from Brompton popping in to use the cafe, bemused tourists, and a higher than I'd expect number of young Bridget Jones types out with their 'gay best friend' - though that's probably due to the current Kylie exhibition.

A fascinating way to while away a couple of hours.

Cyber Friends

Had a look at my MySpace space.

I have 2 friends - and one of them is Tom who seems to be a mate to the whole world...

Mind you, given that I don't really know how to work MySpace, haven't told anyone where it is and, indeed, even forgot that I had such a thing, I guess I've 2 more cyber friends than I ought...

I'm not a huge fan but...

...I do seem to go to more Bon Jovi concerts than necessary. Last year I ended up watching them in Milton Keynes and later this year I'm seeing them play the first gig at the revamped Dome. It's more to with venues - I've never been to the Dome, even when I lived just 2 tube stops away - than the band, honest.

However, I did find myself in a finance meeting today looking at an income line that was about 50% on target. I heard myself saying outloud,

"Oh, we're halfway there,
Oh, we're living on a prayer."

People did laugh - but it probably also confirmed much what they suspected about me.