No, I'm not having a fling with Scarlett Johansson - we can but dream, but think how off kilter that universe would be!
This week I've been described as;
..."looking well" - I believe that's an euphemism for "you've put on weight"...
..."providing intellectual rigour" - I think that means I'm "not the office thicky"...
..."looking swarthy" - I think that means I'm tall, dark and handsome.. without the tall... or the handsome...
Still - been called worse.
;o)
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