Monday, September 18, 2006

Monday 11th September - The Uists and Eriksay

The weather in England is going to be hot and sunny - I pull back the curtains and discover a damp and windy day and I wouldn’t want it any other way. As Billy Connolly says “there is no such thing as the wrong weather, just the wrong clothing.”

It’s no good, I have to find out how the young Australian receptionist came to be here. Turns out that her wider family own the hotel; she is back for a few weeks for a family wedding and as she works in hospitality in Australia she is helping out whilst here. Her parents are born and bred Scots but emigrated as teachers on a £10 ticket!

I head to Eriksay, an island which has only been linked to South Uist by a causeway for about 6-7 years. I wonder how much impact the causeway had on day to day island life… Eriksay is famous as the location where the ship which the Whisky Galore story is based upon ran aground; indeed the film was made on location here and on the neighbouring island of Barra. I scout the beach - well you never know - although all I find is a more modern day Scottish drink.

Head to North Uist and, bizarrely, on the Isle of Benbecula come across a café offering free WiFi access. Sadly I check my emails, but also enjoy some coffee and excellent banana cake. Drive past a bay known locally as ‘Stink Bay’ due to the smell of rotting seaweed - it lives up to its name.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sunday 10th September - Oban to South Uist

Wake up and look nervously at the weather - the 6.5 hour ferry ride seemed a good idea at the time, but if the seas are rough could be a really dumb idea. Fortunately the weather is fine. Go to the Church of Scotland service in the morning - a full church with gusty hymn singing complete with Scottish accents. It's like the Proclaimers mets Songs of Praise.

Get on the ferry. As the boat leaves the harbour it starts to rock and this sets off two car alarms on the semi open deck. Who do they think is going to steal them and, more importantly, where to they think they're going to take them? An announcement on the PA "could the drivers of a silver BMW and a black Range Rover please return to they vehicles and disarm the alarms." It had to be BMW and Range Rover drivers didn't it.

Sail past Tober/Balamory and I wave to Miss Hoolie - though I doubt she saw me. I have a soft spot for Miss Hoolie - she always seems so cheerful and, considering the school is a small one on a Scottish Isle, she has a remarkably multi-ethnic class...

Eventually, after a stop at Castlebay, Barra, the ferry pulls into South Uist. It's 9.45pm on a Sunday in the Outer Hebrides and I pull into my hotel - the receptionist is a young Australian...

Monday, September 11, 2006

Saturday 9th September - Oban

Can tell I’m in Scotland. By 11.20am I’ve had a magnificent cooked breakfast, been on a tour of the local distillery and sampled 3 whiskys.

I'm the only one on the tour who is neither German nor Swedish and once again I embarassed by my lack of linguistic ability. All of the others on the tour are hearing a very clear guide, but with a distinct Scottish accent, and are able to understand and ask intelligent questions in their second or even third language.

I sample 3 different whiskys as the tour guide - a lovely local Scottish lass - tries to find me one acceptable to my unsophisticated southern palate. One is successfully found - apparently it's either 'one for the ladies' or a 'training' whisky', depending on how macho I need to feel.

Local attraction tonight is a Ceilidh featuring Michelle McManus of ‘Pop Idol’ fame as the special guest. I am able to resist, though also find it slightly amusing that the local cinema in showing ‘The Wicker Man’ - I know it’s the remake but still seems funny.

Friday 8th September - Liverpool to Oban

Have no destination mind other than ’north’. I need to be in Oban by Sunday to catch a ferry but between then and now I don’t have to be anyway particular. Once the road gets past Lancaster the drive is accompanied by wonderful scenery as you skirt the edge of the Lakes and then enter Scotland.

The beauty is abruptly ended by the journey on the M8 through Glasgow - a stretch of motorway that makes the M25 seem a Sunday afternoon drive in a rural tranquil setting - but before long I’m alongside Loch Lomond. Look at the time and decide I can make Oban easily tonight.

Pull into Oban and head for the Tourist Information Centre to sort out accommodation for a couple of nights. It’s busy in town but they find somewhere. I’m in ‘hotel’ above a ‘vibrant’ local backstreet pub; it’s not a quiet night!

Thursday 7th September - Liverpool

Set off for the Outer Hebrides but stop off at Liverpool to catch up with someone I don’t see enough off.

I find Liverpool a complex city. It’s currently undergoing massive regeneration as part of being the 2008 European City of Culture so much of the place is a building site. I spend some time on the waterfront and then visit the magnificent Catholic Cathedral.

It’s a city with some fantastic architecture and a potentially magnificent riverside, but so much of the city’s identity seems tied up with the Beatles or football. It must have been a truly bustling metropolis early in the 20th century, I guess it just needs some catalyst for it to return to its former glory.

Spent a great evening catching up at a fantastic bar/café called tabac - the sort of place you want in your own neighbourhood as your own local catch up spot.

Follow my lead?

Apparently we have now moved into a ‘post-heroic’ phase of leadership. ‘Quiet’ leadership and ‘Servant’ leadership are in vogue. Finally my time has come? Cometh the hour cometh the man?.?.?.

What did HR trainers do before the invention of flipchart paper and post-it notes? Do they sometimes awake in a cold sweat fearing those dark days will return?

Access to web is slightly random at the moment as I'm in far north of Scotland - will be like buses - nothing for days then 5 updates at once.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Leader of the pack??

Have commenced 'leadership development'. Not sure I'm approaching this entirely right. Had to answer some pre course questions, for example;

Do you identify yourself as a leader? Say out loud 'I am a leader'. How does that feel?
My initial thoughts are, no... very weird...

How do you think others perceive you?
Well... that's between me and my therapist surely...

Who is your leadership role model?
Suppose I ought to say Churchill or Branson but for some reason I actually want to say Top Cat. Well, he kept Benny and the others in line and regularly got the better of Officer Dibble.

Later I will be asked to describe my 'leadership brand'.

Smittyonline - because I'm worth it...

Monday, September 04, 2006

Subtle hint??

Returned to London to attend a course for the next few days. It's about 'Developing Leadership' - which in itself is slightly weird for me, but the really ironic thing is that it's run by an organisation called WIG. It is a hint??

Attended a church in Devon yesterday - *good* to see the 'ministry of flags' is still alive...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Red or Green?

Have spent a nice few days in North Devon catching up with people and yesterday enjoyed an afternoon wandering around Croyde and enjoying its beach - very pleasant.

Whilst having a drink saw a group of men returning their surfboards to the hire shop. Wetsuits are rarely flattering and these men, some stripped down to the waist, had rarely been at the back of the dinner queue and were already starting with a disadvantage - wasn't a particularly aesthetic sight.

Mind you, I foolishly weighed myself yesterday and am aware I'm not making this observation from a position of strength - then again I'm not wearing a wetsuit either (and I can hear the sighs of relief).

Still, have been learning all about 'red' and 'green' days and 'sins'...

Friday, September 01, 2006

Redemption Reflections

The dust has settled a couple of days , so a few thoughts about my Greenbelt 2006.

* it was a very successful festival - the programme, the site and the overall 'vibe' were all fantastic. Not even the rain showers could dampen the 19,000 festival goers fun.

* for the second year running (for various reasons) I went into the festival 'frazzled'. Me + lack of sleep = grumpiness. The festival was very busy, which exacerbated the situation, and people probably saw the worst side of me; I apologise if you got caught up in it.

* people often talk about 'Greenbelt moments'. This year for me it was, on a couple of occasions, snatching a few minutes with one or a few people sitting high up overlooking the site. A cup of coffee or a sandwich, just looking out and taking it all in. It's a real privilege to play a small part in something so wonderful.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Trailblazing...

Spending a few days in delightful north Devon. Went for a cycle ride down some of the Tarka Trail.

Having successfully managed to remove half my trousers while cycling - don't ask, but let's just say that I'm a man of many slightly bizarre talents - I then attempted to remove my rucksack while cycling...

Was going OK - happy with the 'no-handed' cycling but at the crucial moment there was a slight wobble and then down it all went - unfortunately I also took one of my cycling companions out as well. Injury evidence below.

You may be pleased to know that later in the day I did successfully manage to take off my rucksack while riding with no collateral damage.

This pleased me greatly- still got it!

Should you find yourself in North Devon I heartily recommend the Fremington Quay Cafe.

Funny IRL

Headline in The Mirror yeserday;

"Dwarf in basin fall sues jail."

The story starts, "A dwarf is suing prison chiefs because he fell off a sink while shaving...."

Why even attempt to write comedy when real life is so much funnier.?.?.?

Sunshine on a rainy day

Quintessentially Greenbelt?

A full campsite, seminars in full flow, sunshine and countryside.

Redemption Singing

Sunday morning at Greenbelt means one thing - communion service in a field.

The 'main' event.









The big screen relay overflow.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

If you build it, they will come

The campsite continues to fill up.

A long and busy day yesterday with sleep proving to be elusive and fitful. Very late to bed and wake up very early.

Radio 4's farming programme @ 6am has a rather surreal section on the Wool Marketing Board. Did you know if you have more than 4 sheep and want to sell the wool you have to give the Wool Marketing Board first refusal??

A Very British Festival

A passing shower and a couple of hardy festival goers.

GB 2006: Redemption Songs

Currently at the Greenbelt Festival - working hard but having some fun. Great watching the site fill up from Friday morning as the festival takes shape.

This is the sort of 'before' picture - main village site built with the campsite ready and awaiting the festival goers.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Website of the week - #14

Do you like knowing movie pastiches in cartoon format and with cartoon violence?

If you're a Family Guy fan then enjoy this.

It's a film clip so best with a broadband connection. And yes, it is a dog and a baby - takes too long to explain.

It's all go

Ferry tickets for the Outer Hebrides have arrived - yes, I am genuinely going there.

Have also just decided and booked my 'autumn creative outlet'...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Trying something new... twice

Bought an IPod yesterday; laptops, blogging, digital cameras, IPods, I'm really embracing this digital world - although I'm not exactly an 'early adoptor'. Spent some of the day wrestling with the new technology but have to admit that in sheer design terms it is a thing of beauty - though disappointingly you still get white headphones with a black model...

This morning had another new experience - found myself as a guest on a radio programme. I was there to promote an arts festival (guess which one...). Hope it went OK - as long as the festival came across well I'll be more than happy.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Is it art? Dunno, but I like it.

Realised that a couple of exhibitions I wanted to see were nearing their end dates so this afternoon went to see the Constable exhibition at Tate Britain. Admittedly I wasn't expecting the penultimate Saturday afternoon to be quiet, but it was heaving - I have found a new level of hell.

It was full of a weird mix of people - a bloke impeccably dressed in a 3 piece suit, tourists with huge backpacks, single hearty women of a certain age from the home counties, and rather annoying middle class parents who seemed to think that a 4 year old (who they've probably given an unfortunate name like Cuthbert or Hermione) really wants to spend a Saturday afternoon in a stuffy and packed art gallery and are surprised when they are grizzly.

The exhibition was OK - some pieces were very impressive - but there are only so many paintings of horses pulling carts across rivers you can see without it beginning to wane.

Interestingly the Constable room upstairs in the main Tate collection (the free bit) had only a few people in it and was much better.

Then when to the Kandinsky exhibition at Tate Modern. I know it's not for everyone, but it was wonderful - full of vibrant colour and stunning pieces. The galleries were less crowded and had a younger age profile - many were Euro tourists - the contrasting crowds between the two exhibitions probably says a lot about the British attitude to 'modern' art'.

Purchased the catalogue and was asked by the assisant - a nice woman whose name badge said Katie - if I was member. Yes I am, so I got a little discount. She didn't ask the person in front of me that question - perhaps I just 'look the sort'...

Friday, August 18, 2006

Well, I wanted to get away...

Been a strange couple of weeks. Thankfully ending on a slight upbeat note as I've finally decided where to go on holiday in a few weeks and have actually booked some things.

I want to get away from things for a while, get some space, some quiet, a chance to think, reflect and clear my head - Outer Hebrides here I come!

It sounds worse...

Said to me today,

"OK, I'll just talc you down - sometimes I'd use oil but not this time as it would ruin your shirt."

It's one of those sentences said in innocence and perfectly OK - but you'd hate to have to include it in a police statement or interview...

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

J-Pod

Just finished Douglas Coupland's latest novel - oh dear...

I've read most of his stuff - and not just in a vain attempt to appear trendy and zeitgeisty. I liked Microserfs, Miss Wyoming and All Families are Psychotic but he can be very hit and miss - Shampoo Planet and Life after God were poor, and let's be honest the best bits of Generation X were the margin asides introducing us to phrases such as 'McJob' and 'Anti-Sabbatical'.

Well J-Pod is best avoided - truly bad, a poor rehash of Microserfs lacking its humour, warmth and plot. With stereotypical characters, it's also very narcissistic - Douglas Coupland is a key character is his own novel. Perhaps it was all done with 'post modern irony' - if so I missed it.

Don't buy it - if you are a Coupland fan you'll be really disappointed, and if you've never read a Coupland novel, go and buy Microserfs instead.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Remember you're a .... womble?

In a couple of weeks I start a 'leadership development programme' - it's quite high profile and I was nominated by work. On one level it's all a bit daunting; on another level the talk of 'leadership style' and 'action learning sets' sounds a bit ghastly - smell the barnyard.

For 'pre-programme work' I've a questionare. One question is;

Do you identify yourself as a leader? Say out loud ‘I am a leader’. How does that feel? Note your response below.

Don't suppose 'bloody stupid' is the *correct* response.

Fear I could be once more a small step away from looking in the mirror and saying, "remember, you're a tiger you are, a tiger!"

Monday, August 14, 2006

Seeking Inspiration

Took a day off - time to reflect on the past few weeks and needed a quick recharge. Know the next couple of weeks will be busy; fun, but busy.

I live in a fairly nondescript part of west London, but even here you can stumble across the odd interesting thing. On the other side of park, and by the Thames, there is Shakespeare's Temple, built by famous 18th century actor/manager - and no doubt all round luvvie - David Garrick.

Go the other direction and you come across Teddington Studios - a temple of comedy. Most famous for being where Benny Hill filmed - and let's not forget that in the early days of b&w TV he did some inspired material utilising the new medium of TV, before sinking to the dire Hills Angels stuff - many other comedy greats have filmed there, including Morecombe and Wise.

Not sure where I would be on that artistic scale - Shakespeare at one end and Thames Television comedy at the other - but who'd have thought a rather suburban west London borough could contain such a mixture...

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Website of the week - #13

If you build it, they will come.

A gratuitous plug for the wonderful Greenbelt Festival.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

(almost) 4 Weddings and a Funeral

In the past 12 months I've been to 3 weddings and a funeral; nearly 4 weddings but couldn't make one.

There are quite a lot of similarities between weddings and funerals - bear with me here. Both are occasions where you meet up with family and friends you may not have seen for a while - quite often the last wedding/funeral you attended. Both usually contain tears - which event has them relating to joy and which to sadness may differ depending on how you know the participants! And both, I believe, are occasions of celebration. It's more obviously a celebration with a wedding (unless it's a really weird wedding!), but whilst there is undoubtedly grief at a funeral, there should also be celebration of a person's life, of thankfulness for what that person has done, and of joy of having known that person.

Yesterday was my Grandad's funeral. Not an easy day, and one containing many tears. But, hopefully, a day which celebrated his long and full life and, admist the tears, there was also joy.

Now, if following the film plot I believe the next wedding is my rebound one to 'Duckface' - ending in violence and me opening my door to a rain soaked Andie McDowell. We shall see...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Website of the week - #12

For those days when you've been stuck behind a caravan on the A30...

Caravan toss

Well... anyway... moving on

Wasn't sure how to follow the previous post - more reflection or pretend it's over and return to the banalities? Neither is particularly enticing.

It's like the problem daytime TV has when moving from the serious item, such as famine in Africa or a woman whose overcome cancer, to the less worthy item such as 'Is underboob the new cleavage?' or 'How to make your bottom appear smaller in time for summer.'

So, in true daytime TV style. Anyway, moving on...

Sunday, August 06, 2006

When words appear insufficient

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep yesterday morning; he was 86 and a man of deep faith.

Often difficult to know exactly what to say in these circumstances. He was married to my Grandma for over 65 years and with 3 sons, 7 grandchildren and 4 great-grandchildren, family were very much a priority. Indeed, in many respects he was a 'new man' decades ahead of his time.

So over the next few days the family will gather, catch up and try to support each other as best we can. No doubt there will be moments of sadness, but also of thanksgiving as we remember and celebrate his life.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Looking through me smalls

I love the classified ads in Private Eye - from this week.

"Lovesick girl needs £5,000 to pay off debts so that she can marry childhood sweetheart. Thank you. S/C:832003. A/C:00254715"

May be just me, but I think that's the sort of ad that could inspire an afternoon story or one off play on Radio 4.

"Sex-on-legs needs £127,050 for new F340. S/C:40-47-58. A/C:34031458. Honesty pays?"

Sums up the honesty in Private Eye small ads.

"Very unusual male seeks female for bit of adventurous and unusual trainspotting."

Finally they run my lonely hearts ad...

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Shoutout

I believe that's what 'young people' say... to the Stirchley lifegroup.

Enjoy this on the big screen TV.

Ouch - crude labeling

According to today's Independent (see here) if you are a single bloke aged between 35-45 you can now be known as a RL - Regretful Loner.

If you are a single, childless woman in your 30s you can be called a SadFab - single and desperate for a baby.

Bl**dy Smug Marrieds...

Monday, July 31, 2006

So, how you doing?

Incredibly it's already the end of July. I entered 2006 quite optimistic - an unusual state of affairs for me. Have to admit so far it's not lived up to its billing, and hope the last 5 months are better than the first seven.

Keep having fevers/high temperatures - perhaps it's the (male) menopause?? If so, I believe I need to buy a convertible sports car, start dating models/ actresses/ whatever who are far too young and called things like Fifi and Amb*r, and buy a wig.

Note to self - if buying a convertible and a wig, must purchase a suitable toupee glue...

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Website of the week - #11

Forget the 2012 Olympics. Forget Le Grand Depart of the 2007 Tour de France.

Next year, in Brighton, there is a world championship for which we, as a nation, need to be prepared. We need to be able to compete at the highest level and we need to start training now; it only occurs every two years and we can't wait until Alaska 2009.

Gentlemen, and ladies where appropriate, get ready for The World Beard and Moustache Championships.

30% spontaneous

Are you funny? Tricky question, but the beauty of the interweb is that the answer is always out there. Took one of those quizs to find out more about my humour. The results are as follows:

The Wit - (66% dark, 30% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)
Your humor style: CLEAN, COMPLEX, DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


This is all 'interesting stuff' - I'm surprised as I think it's pretty accurate - thoughts? I know, it's only an internet quiz, but it must be good - I mean, you even get a diagram showing where you fit in...

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Go West

So the West Wing - probably the best TV show of recent years - is over. Channel 4 treated its end as shabbily as it had treated the past few series - shunted out on E4 and More4; is it too much to ask for intelligent shows to be sensibly scheduled on terrestrial TV?

The Ultimate West Wing Challenge was a truly appalling 30 mins of television. Fortunately the last couple of episodes brought it all to a fitting end - CJ and Danny, Josh and Donna, Toby. All good stuff, I'll miss it.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

What a week...

It started so promisingly. Last week had been busy but I'd caught up with some friends and hit a major work deadline. The week ahead looked good - catch up on the 'oddjobs' at work and a couple of social things lined up. Finally things beginning to become 'normal'??

It went wrong Tuesday morning. Woke up feeling groggy, nauseous and generally crap - perhaps I'm pregnant. Would explain the waistline and the hormones ;-) Went back to bed for the next 24 hours - thank goodness for BBC7.

Wednesday felt better. Then a phonecall. Grandfather in hospital, it's serious, family members descending from various parts of the country. I often feel about as useful as a chocolate teapot in these situations - words are insufficient or superficial and there are only so many cups of tea you can make. Thankfully things have stabilised, but no doubt a few tricky days ahead.

So much for 'normal'...

Monday, July 24, 2006

Three Little Words

A lot can be conveyed in 3 little words.

Disappointment - like at Christmas when you get a great new toy and then come across those 3 words "batteries not included."

Emotion - being a romantic - though a self confessed clueless and hapless one ;-) - I love the beauty you can convey with 3 little words. Is there anything more wonderful than those 3 words "I love you?"

Joy - have to say that as a bloke who has to wear shirts and suits to work there are a couple of sets of 3 little words which can bring real joy. "Machine washable suit" and "non iron shirt."

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Website of the week - #10

Slightly different to the usual website of the week. If you read the Observer Magazine you might have come across it - the wonderful group art project that is www.postsecret.com

The one in last week's mag was "I asked my best friend to marry me in an email I never sent December thirty-first, two thousand and five at exactly 11:59PM." Just think of the back story to that...

The site has a variety of secrets. Who knows, you might be tempted to join in...

Broodiness...

...slight depression and the start of a slide into alcoholism? But hey, enough about my weekend ;o)

Been another very busy week followed by a very quiet weekend - hopefully some 'normality' and balance will start soon. Thinking about doing something 'creative' in the autumn so looked at what my local college offers. Incredibly there are over 940 different courses. The top 10 that caught my eye, for no particular reason, were;
...Dance - options included ballroom, latin, jazz, tap, Persian and Indian (Bollywood)...
...Blues Harmonica...
...Improve Your Nail Appearance...
...Massage for Couples and Friends (regretfully you have to supply your own partner)...
...Stage Combat (Unarmed)...
...Embroidery including Church Embroidery...
...Jazz Vibrophone...
...Emotional Freedom Therapy...
...Stained Glass for Beginners...
...Intensive Upholstery (apparently this is not for beginners)...

Truly amazing what you can be taught - not sure the above are exactly me! The one I should probably go for is entitled "What is Therapy?"

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Meanwhile, back in the 50s...

In the last series of Friends, Chandler and Monica wanted to move to an area where they knew the neighbours, where the kids could play in the streets, and where ice-cream vans would come by. Ross said he knew somewhere like that, it was back in the 1950s. On occasions I think they could have moved to Teddington.

Last Sunday I popped by the ‘Teddington Village Fair’ organised by the stalwarts of many a suburb and small town, the local Lions Club. Numerous gazebos were there for local organisations; there was a bouncy castle, a skittles game, an ice-cream van and a coconut shy. As you can see in the photo, one stall seemed to solely consist of a very large selection of cushions!

It’s easy to mock this type of thing - and I admit I find these things very weird considering the location is in a city - but that’s not really my intent. I find it fascinating that ’village’ events like this can still flourish in cities; people want a sense of local community (another similar event is the Bournville Village Festival in south Birmingham). It’s not really my thing, but it’s difficult to really dislike.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

...holding post...

Apologies to my regular readers - (both of you!) - for the lack of posting. Been hectic few days/weeks - v. tired. Will aim to catch up soon - may be some pictures!

For those who worry about such things;

Trips to the Mothers Union shop so far this week - 1.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Website of the week - #9

When I got sent this link I was little surprised - I mean it's the ultimate niche/personalised ad which seemed to know far too much...

Go to here and click the "Dish the Dirt" link. You can adapt the ad and send to your mates - it'll give them a bit of a surprise - well it did me!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

And what do you do??

Another quiet weekend - a bit strange to be honest. The past few weeks (and weekends) have been really busy so whilst the quietness is nice, it's also a bit disconcerting. Don't mind busy weeks but don't like to 'waste' weekends - adds to my feeling that I've got work/life balance a bit off kilter.

A couple of things this week have made me ponder how much of who/what I am stems from how I earn a living. It has opened doors and given opportunities to do things I'd never have been involved with, for which I'm thankful. But don't think the 'balance' is right, or perhaps I'm reading too much into things, and how I perceive myself is in reality different from how others perceive me...

Debating my next 'creative outlet' in the autumn. Anything that lists 'bravery' as an entry requirement, and states 'weapons will be provided', catches the eye; so this looks intriguing.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Now, where did I put that photo?

Currently reading Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner - love the use of initials. Talking about internet dating on page 82 they write;

"A low income, poorly educated, unhappily employed, not-very-attractive, slightly overweight, and balding man who posts his photo stands a better chance of gleaning some emails than a man who says he makes $200,000 and is deadly handsome but doesn't post a photo."

Woo-hoo!!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

A Worrying Statistic?

Apparently there are twice as many single men aged 30-40 in London compared to single women.

Whether this is good or bad news no doubt depends on a variety of things - age, gender, sexuality, desperation, ticking biological clocks...

In my case it probably explains a lot...

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Finally...

Josh and Donna in the West Wing...

Grissom and Sarah in CSI...

Singalong now... love is the air...

Half empty/half full

Saw a intriguing job advert; the sort of one that makes you think 'I wonder'??

I like my current job and there may be big opportunities in the next 2 years, it also enables me to be involved in something I love to do. Job advert was for a post that would be an interesting move - main issue is it's not London based but in the north east.

Is it enough of a temptation to consider relocating, and to the north east? What's keeping me here? Would relocating be a positive decision or perhaps an avoidance of other stuff? What would I be giving up here - personally, professionally? Surely my job is not the sole driving factor in 'life' decisions?

I know I'm not going to apply for it, but it was good to be provoked into a bit of thought rather than just stay put and let inertia perhaps set in.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Website of the week - #8

If you liked the Sony advert with the bouncy balls then see this.

Various download options - just to warn you the Media Player version is about 6MB

The things you hear...

Overheard after the church service this morning,

"The last time I went to Majorca I was strip searched. It wasn't a full body cavity search."

I mean... How do you drop that into post service conversation??

Saturday, July 08, 2006

My Usual Poor Timing

Thought I'd update some of the links on my blog and added a couple of links to artists whose CDs I've recently bought.

Linking to the Dixie Chicks (they write,they play, I like them - get over it) site I then discovered that they'd played Shepherd's Bush the other week - infamous as the place where a couple of years ago they said they weren't proud that George W came from Texas which led to a major controversy back in the USA, loss of air play and appearances on Larry King (CNN).

Really annoyed as I'd like to seem them live - my usual 'excellent' timing.

Like their new album though.

A Final World Cup Thought

Did we honestly expect England to do well?

Peaks and Troughs

For the first weekend in absolute ages I've had no commitments - a weekend of completely free time (World Cup Final aside - a man must prioritise!). Very strange, especially after a really busy month. So far just pottered - even went for a brief bike ride and felt the wind in my hair. OK, not in my hair exactly ;o)

A few weekends ago I was asked what I did on a normal Saturday. I replied I didn't have a clue as I've no idea what a 'normal' Saturday is. Been wondering whether I am busy because I have a freedom (not sure that's the right word though) to be able to commit to things; or do I commit to things as a means of avoidance/filling time?

Not sure I want to delve too much into that!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Pucker Up

Today is National Kissing Day - enjoy.

...I continue to remain open to offers...

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

It's a living...

Today I got to put on a fluorescent jacket and builders hard hat and follow two men wearing tights around a building site.

This is how I earn a living..?..?

A Point to Ponder?

Have fish and monkeys stopped evolving?

If so, when?

If not, what are evolving into?

Monday, July 03, 2006

Continually Clueless

Again demonstrated my cluelessness last week. Got an email from someone asking my 'advice' as she felt there was this bloke - a really nice guy - who had a thing for her. Being the good friend I email back saying what makes you think that? What were the signs? Why don't we meet up for a drink and talk it through? Yes - I know now! Not sure my email was the great help intended. A real case of crossed wires as the bloke she was talking about was me...

What I really liked was that the person felt they could be open and honest and ask, pretty much straight out, whether I had a thing for them. The answer was no, it was fine - all cleared up with a couple of emails. It's nice that there is a friendship there which could handle such a situation - a sense of trust and openness.

Slightly worried about what unintended signals I've been giving off though!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Website of the week - #7

Apologies for the lack of website last week. Hopefully this may make amends...

So you didn't like being Miss Piggy, Scooter or the tall thin one no one can remember the name of? Forget being like a Muppet.

Which Superhero are you most like?

Comedy Tomorrow?

So the comedy writing course has ended - think I am now statistically 13.7% funnier.

Have mixed feelings about it. Was only a 2 hour session each week for 10 weeks so have barely started to scratch the surface and just when you're beginning to get to know people (I am invariably slow at this) the sessions are over. Know one area I definitely can't do, but where, if anywhere, next? In the past a couple of people have said how about trying stand up - which perhaps I could look into a bit more - but were they serious? Would I have the sheer bottle to even attempt it?? Know what I'd perhaps like to do, but do I have the ideas/talent??

Final week included a comedy quiz. Slipped on the comedy anorak and did surprisingly well - though was annoyed that I couldn't name 3 famous Canadian comedians. Not sure if it was a comment on me or on Canada.

Was driving somewhere yesterday morning and flipped on Radio 4. "... and being a tranvestite I am, of course, immune to embarassment..." was the first sentence I heard. Was a conversation between Turner Prize winning artist Grayson Perry and Gyles Brandryth!

That's the bizarre about writing comedy - you can never come up with something as random and funny as happens in real life.

Yep - more random utterances...

Been a busy couple of weeks. Thankfully amid the busyness I've been able to catch up with a couple of friends, neither of whom I see enough of, over some wine and food (venue was called Smithys - seemed appropriate). Also enjoyed a friend's recent birthday gathering catching up with others I, regretfully, see even less of.

A random throwaway comment I made to someone on the phone about whether I ever 'fit in' got me thinking. Not sure I ever 'fit in' - or indeed I'd often want to. Currently seem to be more a blending into the background type of guy...

Saturday, July 01, 2006

A River Runs Through It

Incredibly it has been a year since I took the lease on this flat - though realistically it has only been the past 6 months that I've been able to start to get to know the area. It's different from docklands! More open space, but on occasion it can feel set apart from the rest of London - definitely not as urban.

There are some - and only some - elements I miss about living in docklands and I was reminded of one yesterday. In the summer there was nothing more pleasant that getting the river bus home. Avoiding the 7th level of hell that can be the tube in summer, you could gently glide down the Thames enjoying a different pace of travel and seeing London, still an often beautiful city, from the water. Now the Thames also runs through Teddington (it even has a lifeboat station), but on a hot Friday evening traveling back by South West Trains just isn't the same. The annoucement last night in the middle of a hot spell? "Sorry we have taken one carriage out of service - this was due to the heaters being stuck on full heat."

Why Men Blog

From today's Independent newspaper;

"Sir: Mary Dejevsky observes that women do not write blogs (29 June). One observation made by psychologists is that women have more highly developed social skills, for reasons no one seems to understand. It may be that men blog not because they have more time, but because they deal so much less well with actual face to face communication in the physical presence of other members of their species.
MJ Bartley
London EC1"

Looks like we've been found out...

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

... we interrupt this service...

Been a hectic few days so apologies for the lack of posting and a website of the week.

Busy with lots going on - some good, some not so good, some fun and some just strange.

Will hope to catch up with postings soon.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Thank goodness for the pink shirt...

Picked up a copy of Red Magazine on the way home. Tempting though the "designer wash and make up bag set by allegra hicks" was, I can't say I'm a regular reader. Purchase was because the wedding I went to back in March, one which I thoroughly enjoyed(see hear), is featured on page 148 in "How many people does it take to say I do?"

Foolishly I thought it was 5 - bride, groom, registrar/minister and 2 witnesses. Thankfully the magazine has corrected my foolishness.

Can't help wondering how I managed to end up at a wedding featured in a glossy mag...

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Long MOT, tidy, FSH??

It's been a busy and slightly strange week - some good, some bad. Has included appraisal time at work. Always tricky. Mine included phrases like 'solid', 'reliable', 'provides good support'. All good, but I couldn't help thinking that I sounded like a second hand Volvo...
Been mulling over things. On Thursday walking to work I looked at the view - perhaps I've got some stuff right.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

...look away now...

On the train last night;

"This is the 21:12 to Shepperton, calling at ............ and Shepperton. For those who are interested in the football the current score is Sweden 1, England 1."

This was by far the most informative train annoucement I have ever encountered.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Website of the week - #6

Are you with the right person?

Is it really an unrequited crush you have or is it meant to be?

Would you be better off with self love?

Want to know if that cute little thing in the marketing department, who you have your eye on, is the one for you?

The answer is a just click away - The Love Calculator

Remember, you can't deny the Love Calculator.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Ssshhhakespeare....

Last night was one of those evenings when you appreciate and make the most of where you live. On a beautiful evening The Open Air Theatre in Regents Park is a wonderful place to be - picnic with friends beforehand, excellent production of Taming of the Shrew and a drink in the al fresco bar on a balmy night afterwards - wonderful.

Taming of the Shrew intrigued me. It's a funny play and the production was excellent - but I'm not sure about its 'gender dynamics'. The plot in nutshell seems to be Petruchio, suffering after the death of his father decides to marry Katherina, the Shrew - a woman for which the description 'feisty' is a dramatic understatement. Claiming to act out from love he denies her food and sleep - in effect wearing her down thus taming her. Not sure it's a great feminist work! It's a very un-PC power dynamic and, to certain extent, made me a little uneasy.

It reminded me a little of Secretary - a film I liked but which also made me uneasy. Is it, and Shrew, a story of misogyny or of empowerment, albeit one with a strange power dynamic? I guess ultimately both are the story of a loving relationship which others may find strange, but which works for those involved.

Alternatively...
...I could be over analysing a play/film...
...I actually prefer the feisty nature of the pre-tamed shrew...
...I'm just too nice - perhaps I need this?

Friday, June 16, 2006

Two Random Things

...this week I've also learnt I'm useless at driving when wearing flipflops...

...I can't get bloody Bon Jovi songs out of my head... and therein lies madness...

(Yet another) Confession

The blog as confessional. I have an addiction.

I can't explain how it started. At first I just tried it just the once. I dabbled - well some friends were doing it and said why not give it a try. What harm would it do?

Before I knew it I was hooked. Sometimes I've been doing it as many as 3 times a week. Sometimes I'm strong and can resist the temptation, but soon it draws me back - like the siren call of the mermaid drawing me to the rocks.

My name is Smittyonline and I'm addicted to - The Mothers Union Shop.

I'm sure there are several explanations...
...perhaps I want to be mothered...
...perhaps my biological clock is ticking...
...perhaps I buy a lot of greetings cards and this is a good shop just 100m from my office...

I don't think 'an intervention' is yet needed. Yesterday I even felt I could escape from its bondage - I went to buy a card for my Grandma's birthday and it had a very poor selection, none with 'Grandma' written on. This is the first time it had failed me - perhaps the scales are falling from my eyes. But....

...on the way out I saw a card. It said "Behind every successful man...... is a surprised woman."

You see - it lures you back in....

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Great Movie Dialogue...

Dialogue from a movie I've a soft spot for (don't know why) which I caught again on TV the other day...

Older blue collar bar owning brother: "Come on, it's ice skating.."

Younger blue collar ex-ice hockey playing brother: "And I like it!"

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Lovely man that Bill Gates

Just once in a while you realise why computers and spreadsheets were invented.

World Cup Excel Download

Enjoy.

Wot I 'ave learnt

In the past couple of days I've learnt/discovered...

...I'm not very good at writing comedy sketches - this I already suspected...
...my list of contacts is not very broad - this I already guessed...
...I'm pretty crap at flirting - this I already knew...

... comedy homework - and there's a phrase I thought I'd rarely use - the other week was to come up with a new, fresh and innovative idea for a sketch show format... in a week... on a side of A4...

My initial thought was "If I could do that I wouldn't be on this course in the first place."

Unfair??

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Oooh....get you...

Yesterday had a regularly monthly evening meeting. Afterwards, do I go the pub? Want to but been a busy couple of weeks, am tired and slightly grumpy. Week ahead also busy - decide not and quickly head off. Disappointed as would like to catch up with some people - also annoying as in a couple of weeks know things should be less busy - all about timing.

Get to the train station. Trains are up the spout - great, sod's law. Find one going in the vague direction - means a bus for the last couple of miles. Settle down with a book. A bloke starts giving a young woman some grief about putting her feet on the seats, then quietens down. Few minutes later he's off again. She give some back chat about if that's all he's worried about he lives a sad life. An exasperated voice pipes up, "Oh shut up, both of you."

Not sure who is more surprised them or me - for it was I. Usually I'm very British and just shake me head and tut a bit - not sure why this time I spoke out. Even more surprisingly they both shut up - plus I got a double seat to myself...

All very strange...

Monday, June 12, 2006

Website of the week - #5

For some reason I feel drawn to this.

F**k Wembley


"...so this was supposed to be the first date, but is the second....was supposed to be at Wembley, but is at Milton Keynes...thank you so much for being here...just goes to show you don't need an arch to have a good time...", said Jon Bon Jovi. When the 'F**k Wembley' sign held up by a fan appeared on the big screen it got a massive cheer - venue was unimportant, they were here to have fun. What had I let myself in for??

Answer - a really good day. A day spent with friends in glorious weather with a good concert. Support was 'the best unsigned band in England' (who were OK) and Nickelback - who were good and I even recognised one of their songs. Then came Bon Jovi...

It's never been trendy to like Bon Jovi - easy to sneer at them and their big hair. But is it fair? Yes their songs are fairly simple, but are they really that different from Springstein, John Mellencamp or Tom Petty??? What you get is a great show - they played for over 2 & half hours belting out all their classics and the crowd sang along. You are surprised how many of their songs you actually know - yes I even joined in on Living on a Prayer - it's difficult not to!

Does this mean now I'm a fan? Not especially - I still think his finest work was probably in Ally McBeal - and I'm not going to buy their CDs. But you have to admire that they've been around over 20 years, sell out their gigs (to a surprisingly young crowd) and still deliver. They come across as a group of nice guys who enjoy playing music turned all the way up to 11 and can work a crowd. Their fans love them and are going to have a blast and a mass singalong.

They may never be cutting edge or trendy - but they are hard to dislike.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Going out for an English

The World Cup is upon us - let's reflect on being English...

Being English is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American Shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in England... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in England... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in England...can 3 days of sun and temperatures of 25C be considered a heatwave...and bring public transport to a standstill.

Only in England... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in England... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in England... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in England...can 3" of snow and temperatures of -1C be considered an arctic blizzard...and bring public transport to a standstill.

Only in England... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in England... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in England... can you have the wettest May for 27 years, and a drought order.

All together, "And did those feet, in ancient time..."

Remember, continental Europeans have sex lives, the English have hot water bottles.

Unfortunately little of the above was orginally written by me - but my, does it get your heart racing....

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Website of the week - #4

Want to know more about your inner self?

Not convinced by the Belbin team roles or the Myers-Brigg test?

Discover the real you - take the Muppets Personality Test!

Spare ticket syndrome strikes again.


I once again fulfilled my role as the go to guy if you have a spare ticket - I seem to be a one person real-life lastminute.com. You do get to see fairly random events when struck by spare ticket syndrome and yesterday I - along with seemingly most of the Aussie, Kiwi, Springbok, Fijian and Kenyan population of west London - ended up at Twickenham for day 1 of the IRB London 7s.

Highlight was Kenya beating Australia, but this just riled up the Aussies who took revenge by beating England in the final game of day one...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

A ... of ...

Read something where the writer referred to 'a sponge of wine hacks.' I love the idea of a sponge as a collective noun. Got me thinking of some...

...a bore of accountants...
...an angst of writers...
...a tradegy of mime artists...

Brief but beautiful...

How did the party go in Portman Square?
I cannot tell you; Juliet was not there.

And how did Lady Gaster's party go?
Juliet was next me and I do not know.

Juliet - Hilaire Belloc

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

...a polar bear walks into a bar...

Blogging can be semi-funny, semi-detached and semi-interesting. It can also be a bit weird (as noted here). How open and honest can you be? Well my blog has been a tad semi-confessional - and hear comes another...

I'm having lessons on how to be funny - it's truly amazing what you can take evening classes in! As with many slightly daft ideas it started in a pub. Last December someone asked me "when are you going to try stand up comedy?" Now admittedly he'd had a couple of halves of shandy, but it seemed a genuine question. My response, "I lack two things - material and stage presence..." Conversation nipped in bud.

But it got me thinking and in Dec/Jan I had a look to see if you could perhaps learn or dabble in this. Found a couple of courses - one entitled "Finding your funny bone" and another which described itself as "just the course for those who make their friends laugh." Well, spring was a bit busy so I couldn't commit - I bottled it - but I had another look before Easter.

I wasn't sure stand up was for me but was tempted to dip my toe in the waters of comedy. So, a few weeks ago I started a low key introduction to writing comedy course - a bit on stand up, a bit on sketches and hopefully a bit on sitcom. Interesting... as I suspected being a smart ass and making the odd quick witted comment is very different to starting with a blank piece of paper.

Will anything come from this?? Doubtful, but I've managed to raise the odd laugh and it's definitely an experience...

Monday, May 29, 2006

Website of the week - #3

Are you fed up with lenghty movie reviews? Can you just not be bothered to wade through what Derek Malcolm or Mark Kermode thought of the latest releases? Is even Sleazy Kid from Movie Lounge on C5 a little too highbrow?

What you need is The Four Word Film Review.

You can even submit your own...

As one chapter closes...

On Friday the sale of my parents’ house was completed. As it was the final major thing to sort out from last year I was expecting a sense of relief. Have to admit that it has been different than I imagined; not a sudden flood of relief, but gradually over the bank holiday weekend I’ve felt a burden lifting. I’m not one for therapy speak - much more “a good talking to and pull yourself together” type - but the idea of 'closure', or more accurately little episodes of 'closure', is one I’m more open to following the last year.

Looking back over the past 12 months there is a paradox. On one level everything has changed; I finished studying, I moved flat, others have moved, Mum’s moved (twice!), the house I grew up in has been sold - about the only ‘most stressful’ thing I haven’t done is get divorced! Yet on another level little has changed and it is only now I’m able to unfreeze and embark on many things I was intending on doing last year - getting to know where I live, plan a holiday, work on friendships. Over the weekend I’ve had a growing sense of one chapter closing; but also one of excitement as the next chapter starts!

Friday evening - although I was in a bit of a funny mood and doubt I was the best of company (I put Coldplay on for the drive back - say no more!!) - it was lovely to spend some time catching up with friends. A nice few hours of detox and refreshment and a good opening to the next chapter.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

From high to low

Having spent the best part of two days in bed - and not in a good way - yesterday was back to work and a bulging inbox - remember work before email.?.?. Fortunately the day was rescued by a fantastic concert at the Barbican where the Hertfordshire Chorus sang 5 Negro Spirituals (Tippett) , the Chichester Psalms (Bernstein) and various bits from Porgy and Bess (Gershwin) - wonderful.

I have admit I love the Barbican. It's just so slightly weird - in reality an upmarket council estate that happens to have a fantastic arts centre as its community centre. And the events at the Barbican are so eclectic - in past few months I've been to a graduation, a very camp Christmas show and the above concert - not to mention used the fantastic cinemas. I'd love to live there.

Anyway, just to prove that I'm not as highbrow as I make out, the next concert I'm going to will be turning it up to 11 as it's Bon Jovi. Don't ask...... it was supposed to be the first concert at the new Wembley. Apparently though they've still got the builders in so it's now moved to 'The National Bowl' @ Milton Keynes.

I noticed the posters say 'the same as Wembley, only different'. Well that's certainly one way to look at it...

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Thought for the day

"Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock."

...wise words...

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Green with....

I'm a big fan of Green Wing - see here.

Surely I'm not the only one disappointed by the end of series 2.

Debbie Aldridge going off with???

Really?!?! No!!

Website of the week - #2

Are your friends just not glamourous enough? Do you wish your parties had that little bit extra - maybe D list celebrity would enliven it?

What you need is a lookalike! Make that party something your friends will always talk about by inviting....

...Ant & Dec...

...Hyacinth Bucket...

...Bin Laden...

Words

...smattering of applause...

I love this phrase - just sums up what the audience is trying to get across

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Long lost sisters

Catching up with various tat I'd recorded on DVD the other day I couldn't help but think that the lovely Summer from The OC, and the even lovelier Kirstie Allsop from Location, Location Location (mmhh - Kirstie Allsop...) could be long lost sisters. Or at least that Summer knows what she will look like in 5-10 years....

Friday, May 19, 2006

Friday night is ??? night

Another wild evening - was at a local church helping to count the money received for Christian Aid week. Seemed to be me and half a dozen pensioners.

Still, on the positive side I got called 'young man' a fair bit - an increasingly rare occurrence - and had plenty of tea and chocolate digestives.....

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

"Should I stay or should I go..."

Incredibly I've had the lease of my current flat for 10.5 months and the agents have asked do I want to stay here; sign up for another year?

Thought about it a bit. Was very tempted to write of the past year, move out and start over somewhere else in London - a clean slate. I'll admit that if I could live anywhere in London I'd love to live right in the centre (Pimlico/Southbank/City/Barbican) but unless I double my salary, or find a lender dumb enough to front me 10x my salary, it ain't going to happen.

Where I'm currently based would be second choice - easy to get into London and easy to get out into the country. It 'ticks a lot of boxes' and has a nice vibe to the place. As someone said, I need to give it a 'normal' year (whatever that is!).

Moving on was tempting, but it would also negate the good stuff that has happened, and there have been some good moments so let's not lose those. I'm beginning to get to know the area and a few people - it all takes time and its only really been the past 3 months that I've been able to work at this.

Plus why would I move - to try to escape my neuroses? I know, who'd have thought I've neuroses...... Rather than escape them, they tend to follow!!

Guess West London has me for a another year... Who knows, when I've been here a year I might get round to finish unpacking all the boxes or even have some sort of flatwarming thing...

Monday, May 15, 2006

Heaven, Purgatory and Hell

Friday - Heaven

I was the beneficiary of spare ticket syndrome last Friday and ended up at the Lords test match. Great venue, good company, enthralling day's play. Evening spent catching up with a friend - a good day.

Saturday afternoon - Purgatory

Thought 'when was there a decent FA Cup Final match in the past few years?' Decided to skip it and go and watch Harlequins RL v. Bradford Bulls in a Super League match. Quins were painfully bad, a one sided match and I missed a cracking FA Cup Final. A lesson here somewhere??

Saturday evening/Sunday afternoon - Hell

Have discovered hell on earth - aka IKEA Croydon on a Saturday night. Went to feed my addiction to Swedish flat packed furniture, especially bookcases. Spent Sunday afternoon putting them together...

I know, I know - Saturday evening spent in IKEA - the sign of someone who needs a better social life, a wider circle of friends or a decent hobby. As I've said before - beyond parody ;o)

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Website of the Week - # 1

Women are you worried that this summer's fashions are too revealing? Some days do you just feel that you want something more practical - something which doesn't detract from your inner beauty?

What you need is Modest Apparel USA.

The search for that Party Dress is finally over!

A gradual return

Thanks for all the comments and feedback.

This blog has evolved in a slightly different way to what I intended when I started it 6 months ago and I expect it will continue to evolve. Got some ideas and we'll see how it goes.

Just to reiterate - this blog is semi anonymous (my name doesn't appear) and no names or even initials will appear. I can't afford to lose the friends I have!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Couldn't resist this...

In today's Metro there is an article (see here) saying that some Japanese research has discovered that kissing can help ease hayfever.

...I suffer quite badly from hayfever...

...I'm willing to try complementary and alternative medicines...

...now if...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Things that make you go mmhh.....

...just went to vote...

...one of my votes (I could have up to 3 ??) went to the Green Party...

...got back in my car (diesel) and drove home...

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Quick update

Thanks for those who have commented or emailed about the blog - all gratefully received.

Currently me and the blog are 'on a break' - I'm seeing other blogs etc.

Got various things 'on the go' (and on my mind) at the moment and ideally need to sort a couple of things out over the next week/10 days, so still contemplating whether to return to blogging - will let you know in the next week or so.

Still open to thoughts etc. - though not that one as I don't think it's physically possible.

Will update soon.