Tonight evening class started with the exchange,
Tutor: "You remember how to play Zip, Zap, Boing?"
Me: " Yes, I do."
Then, waiting for a bus afterwards, there is a normal looking bloke next to me in the queue - a complete stranger. After a minute or two he says to me;
"There are two things I really hate. Ex-squaddies who are homeless and still wear their army uniform when selling The Big Issue, and ex-alcoholics who become Christian street preachers."
He then gets on his bus.
How do I attract these people???
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